REM Author: UberGuidoZ
REM Description: Turns up the volume then speaks.
REM Originally designed for an OMG cable, change the text in the last line to suit.
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GUI r
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STRING powershell
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STRING $key=[Math]::Ceiling(100/2);$obj=New-Object -ComObject WScript.Shell;for($i=0;$i -lt $key;$i++){$obj.SendKeys([char] 175)}
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STRING $sp=New-Object -ComObject SAPI.SpVoice
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STRING $sp.Speak("Hey everybody! I plugged in something I should not have.")
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